laugh-addict:

when you see your parent come home from the grocery store

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radtiredgay:

my blog is authorisedbytheaustraliangovernmentcanberra

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mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

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daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

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